did someone call a medic?

rito-luvr:

saw this and immediately thought of him. you can’t tell me this isn’t something that douchebag would say

crazy-brazilian:

clownboybebop:

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justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

adorkable-bear:

funny-tik-toks:

This will never not crack me up

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spageddy:

spare the shrimpathy.. everybody want to be anemone

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admiralrainbow:

elevenbathroomsinks:

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

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hottdoggblogg:

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ukulelekatie:

met a cat named Lily the other day which is kind of ironic considering lilies are poisonous to cats. it’s like naming a human Asbestos

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oriko-magicas:

Invader Zim was an unparalleled media experience. Some alien nearly destroys his planet so he’s banished to be a fast food worker. He decides to stop being banished when he hears he can destroy more stuff so they send him to the far reaches of space on a false mission so he dies but earth is there. He decides to collect information on the planet to collect its weaknesses by going to public school. The only people who can see through his disguise are a neglected rich kid 12 year old obsessed with Mothman and his gamer girl sister. Both the siblings are goth. The Mothman kid is the only one interested in stopping the alien but not out of any moral obligation or anything but for that sweet sweet daddy’s love. One time the Mothman kid got a therapist who killed the previous therapist and took his place, and this is a d-plot within the episode at best. The flagship brand of soda in the universe is called poop cola. There was an episode about how Zims entire alien race is more machine than human, and their entire being is contained in the little metal backpacks that are attached to them at all times, and their bodies are more things to carry these PAKS around and if they were to detach they would die while the PAK would attach to the nearest creature, overwrite their mind and kill them. This episode was cancelled to make the Christmas special. Gir is there.

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startacker:

startacker:

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

man what the fuck

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mausarchive:

it is a intrinsic feminine right to eat fruit and lay in the sun and feel the dark-cloudy shaky things in our bones pour out into the grass

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yoofilos:

I had a dream

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